The one in a million
the name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who’s feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. no one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he’s out there… spreading his hot cleveland steamers of goodness.
it has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of hypertrichosis… )
if you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in conversation:
dan – “hey preston, i sure wish i had a log from the one in a million right now.”
preston – “freakin right man”
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