The option
you always have the option, no matter what.
student 1: 10 page report! wtf!
student 2: don’t do it. i’m not going to.
student 1: you need to! it’s required to p-ss the cl-ss
student 2: no, you have the option not to.
student 1: but you will fail the cl-ss!!!
student 2: i know, but you don’t have to do the report if you don’t want to. you have the option to fail if you want.
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