The Oxfam Beast
the angry spectre rumoured to haunt many oxfam shops. some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
the oxfam beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.
…she never did find the book she was looking for.
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