The Oxford Girl
the oxford girl is an elusive creature; the closest many have got is through a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew the oxford girl…
many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? did she p-ss them by? did she dare to meet their eye? did she scorn them all and did they understand?
there were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.
she says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn’t listen to the gossip and someone like oyster band should write a song about her. she’s just that amazing
“hey, you know the oxford girl?”
“no 🙁 but i met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew the oxford girl”
“wow i think i’m a little bit in love with her.”
“yea me too!” legends
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