The Paige Nowlan


when you get so hammered drunk that you can no longer function, and you start to stare into sp-ce… much like a sober paige nowlan
logyn: how drunk was i last night? i blacked out
coleton: dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into sp-ce, doing the paige nowlan
logyn: d-mn… i’m a f-cking idiot

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