The Panama Canal
when you’re standing up, f-cking a latino girl in the -ss from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth c-n-l to grab the shape of your p-n-s, and have her jerk it off until c-m pours out her -ss.
“ahh maaaan…last night was insane…oh sh-t i forgot….did you end up f-ckin’ that old mexican chick?” “naaaa…i just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her the panama c-n-l.”
while your f-ck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. proceed to mouth f-ck her. as you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and -j-c-l-t- into the other. when she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the c-n-l have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.
he asked ashley if she would give him head on her back. he then pinned her down and asked her if she’d ever been to central america. she said no. as he came in her ear, he whispered, “…at least now you’ve seen the panama c-n-l.”
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