the panda theory


the panda theory states that pandas are often -ssociated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
“dude what’s a panda doing on your front lawn?”

“…”

“oh shoot! you’re a closet emo!”

“where’d you get that from?!”

“the panda theory mah man..think about it”

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