The Parent Test
just for matt’s use.
mom & dad are sitting at home. you decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. they are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. they dont know this person so it seems only natural i suppose. after a few hours of this “talking” you suggest that you ought to get going. your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such “talks.” you feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done
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