The Parkway
a quality establishment located in alden, pa. they have the best cheesesteaks and the coldest bud. and the bud is always fresh, cause the nantic-ke sc-mbags drink 5 halves a day.
live entertainment every night, too! like rose telling you about the girl who can suck c-ck but can’t slice meat.
steph and maggie went to the parkway to find some hot nantic-kians. they didn’t find any.
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