The Pasty Uncle


when you’re giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her v-g-n-.

usually happens during a hate f-ck.
emily: dude you gave your ex the pasty uncle?!

zach: sh-t yeah i did. she’ll never be the same again!

emily: oh god so much hurt

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