the patrick star
the patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. basically you are having s-x with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. it is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever sn-tch.
friend 1:”did you here about jeff?”
friend 2 :”no man, what happened.”
friend 1: “dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!”
friend 2: “he is a god among men.”
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