The Peaking Panda


a dooty s-xual act, when a female human spreads here v-g-n- just wide enough for a male to squat down and p–p in her beaver. i.e. as to fill an ice cream cone with ice cream. and then to use that p–p as lube to bang her with.
the local lube store was closed late one tuesday evening so i decided to drop the peaking panda in my girlfriend, and she said “what, get that sh-t out of my v-g-n- greg.”

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