The Peanut Butter has been spread
a phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. also that the consequences are inevitable.
during a recent conference call announcing layoffs, vanessa noted that “the peanut b-tter has been spread”. guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. i wonder how she ever got her job.
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