The Pecos Bill
the female lays on her side while one leg is in the air. the man straddles between her legs in a cowboy position and proceeds to have s-xual intercourse. during which time she rotates her hips like a tornado, while he grasps onto the leg in the air. one can variate from this by using one thumb to rotate over the cl-toris.
the pecos bill had to hold on as she tried to buck him off.
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