the penis song


the kick–ss-est song!!…song by cameron diaz, christina applegate, and selma blair in the sweetest thing…

lyrics:

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

what a lovely ride
your p-n-s is a thrill
your p-n-s is a cadillac
a giant coupe de ville
your p-n-s packs a wallop
your p-n-s brings a load
and when it makes a delivery
it needs its own zip code
nine – double zero – p-n-s

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

your p-n-s is so strong
your p-n-s is so smooth
your p-n-s has got a rhythm
your p-n-s makes me groove
your p-n-s is a dream
the biggest one i’ve seen
it’s oozy and it’s green
(spoken) ewww
(spoken) sorry

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

your p-n-s is so big
your p-n-s is so thick
your p-n-s is so pretty
you’ve got a handsome d-ck
your p-n-s is so hard
your p-n-s is so large
my body is a movie
and your p-n-s is the star
“staring your p-n-s”

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

you’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
the p-n-s song is the best song ever!
a monty python song sung by somebody (but not eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a p-n-s.
“isn’t it awfully nice to have a p-n-s? isn’t it just divine to have a dong?…”

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