The Perfect Catch
not to be confused with “the one”
a bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever…
reece and kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and l-st.
obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
that, is the perfect catch.
catch the love, let it go, p-ss it on, let it show 😉
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