The Perfect Fart
when two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with sh-t, wrapped in placenta.
neither donald nor ben noticed the smell of their own or each other’s toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and walker experienced the perfect fart.
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