The Philadelphia Steamer


often confused with the cleveland steamer… in the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl’s chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. a variation called the “philly steamer” results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.
bob: spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
gloria: oh bob i can’t take anymore. i’ve
got to go #2.
bob: don’t worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(after she does her business)
bob: oh yeah i love that! now mix in some
of that philly creme cheese.

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