the pick of destiny


a guitar pick made of green ivory or some sh-t that will allow the person wielding it to play hot licks way beyond his capabilities. it’s actually made of satan’s tooth. tenacious d broke it in half, but later severed satan’s horn to replace the pick as the bong of destiny.
’cause it’s the pick of destiny, child, you know that we’ll be rockin’ ‘cuz it’s f-ckin’ insane…

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