the pillow sham
to hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of “sour mash” encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend’s pillow. the difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your -ss,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.it is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.
last night i pulled “the pillow sham” on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.btw,did i tell you we’re getting divorced??
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