The Pillow Trick
a cunning trick used to bait men you want to make out with when they sleep over in your parents bas-m-nt. you place a pillow on the couch where they are to sleep then as they lie down you go over grab the pillow and say “that’s my pillow”, the unknowing fool argues and says no “its my pillow’ initiating a wrestle match that gives you the window to go in for the kill. this trick was developed by lausey joycey circa 2000’s and led to many a men waking up in her conniving arms. to date there is one and only one who has yet to fall for this trick, the infamous =0-0=!!!
sean slept over her house last night and she used the pillow trick on him.
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