the planet alderaan


a s-x act where during a bl-wj-b you pull out and c-m in the b-tches ear.

see example
ally: what did you do last night?
becky: well i was giving him a bl-wj-b when he pulled out and came in my ear!
ally: oh the planet alderaan!
becky:what!
ally:yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
becky: oooooooo

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