the pluto jenkins
the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.
homie 1: “dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins”
homie 2: “dude, no way”
homie 1: “yeah dude, i think i can fly now.”
homie 2: “yeah you should try”
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