The Post-It
when you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from sh-tting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her b-tthole so you get a nice juicy wad of p–p.
then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to j-zz on top of it. wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
“valentine’s day was coming up and i wanted to get her something special, so i gave her the post-it!”
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