The Pothole 500
the 2010 version of the daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. the race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport’s biggest day.
dave: hey, how’d you like the daytona 500?
bill: oh, you mean the pothole 500? i went home after the second red flag came out!
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