The President has been shot


when somebody takes such a m-ssive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their -ss.(usually happens with the rgb)
b1: i’m going for another hit b2.
b2: right’o b1.
b1: -coughs- sweet jesus my -ss…
b2: the president has been shot!
b1:……shut the f-ck up!

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