The Priddy Curse


any words that come out of ben priddy’s facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.
a week before this year’s nba finals, ben priddy said: i, ben priddy, declare and guarantee that the celtics will win the nba championship in 2010 … (with this statement, he unleashed the priddy curse upon the celtics and guaranteed victory for the lakers)

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