The Proper Valet


when you take a 2006 dodge ram 2500 6-speed to a fancy hotel or restaurant and have a valet park it. you then walk away from the truck and then hear a hideous grinding sound and see a couple of gears or bolts fall from the transmisson.
keith performed the proper valet on pete’s truck. the truck has never been the same and andy is very p-ssed off

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