the prophet
(1) some 30 year old virgin who spends all his time on urbandictionary.com
(2) a man inspired by g-d.
(1) the guy who gave the worshipful definition of himself.
(2) mohammed
big love the prophet is a mormon guy called roman who based on the religious faith of the mormons is the highest leader of the mormon religion.
the prophet is derived from the prophet ammaron who by the account of joseph smith, jr, the prophet was believed to be a nephite prophet who lived in the americas during the 4th century ad.
“oh mighty prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?”
the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
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