the prostate god



1) a. the “god” of prostates (as hailed by both men and women– yes, we all have this gland; cf. jnci) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. the protector god of -n-l pleasure. c. the protector bunny-god of lgbtq or alternaqueer communities.

2) a. the figurative omg moment during prostate stimulation, typical during -n-l s-x, when his/her holy spirit can be felt best. b. via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encomp-ssing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) tu’er shen (chinese: ???, the leveret spirit) or tu shen (chinese: ??, the rabbit g-d), is a chinese deity who manages the love and s-x between h-m-s-xual men. his name literally means “rabbit deity” (cf. wikipedia)
“…pr-ne before the prostate god, i discovered the all-powerful p-spot”

“now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, i can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!”

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