the puppet


fisting someone in the -ss while they sit on your lap. you may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.
john spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to stacey’s dismay. her -ss was stretched more than her v-g-n- from getting “the puppet” one to many times this week.

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