The Quakes
a band that i suggest more people get into. they’ve consistently put out quality psychobilly music ever since the beginning.
the quakes know what’s rockin’
rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. the onset of s-xual arrousal stimulates “the quake,” culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of -rg-sm. leaving a rather messy ‘nacho night cap’ on your lover’s thighs, v-g-n-, face, bedspread, etc. “the quake” is known only to be suffered by george lazenby, the actor.
“ehehehehe baby, got a little bit of the ole’ quake, can’t help it!”
“hey diana, wanna hear a joke?!?!!? ehe eheh ehhe uuughhhg (slpat) california quakes! eheheh!”
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