The Quasimodo


when being done doggie style and the male is about to come. you reach between your legs and flick him in the b-lls while shouting, “sanctuary.”
heather gave jon the quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
the term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor doggie-style form. instead of the preferred arch position, with the b-tt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead “hunches” her back, like quasimodo the hunchback of notre dame, allowing the b-ttocks poor accessing points.
d-mn man you f-cked x yet? cause she has possibly the worst hunchback i’ve ever seen.

d-mn girl, you got that hunchie?

i don’t know how to say this to you but, your quasi-f-cked up.

man, f-ck the quasimodo. he ruins all good times.

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