The Quileute Facial
after -j-c-l-t-ng on a girls face, her hair is smashed all over the -j-c-l-t- so as to cause a hairy faced appearance simulating the hairy faced warewolves from the twilight saga.
this chick kept telling me she was for “team jacob”, so when i finally got to hit it i gave her the quileute facial!
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