The R-word
finally! 38 years after george carlin’s comedy routine, “the seven words you can’t say on television”, the eighth word has been born. the r-word stands for “r-t-rd” which is now banned thanks to state house rallies in m-ssachusetts, indiana and ohio. rallies included earnest do-gooders marching around with a dozen “differently abled”, mentally challenged citizens who are no longer called r-t-rded but were told they were offended by the use of it.
thanks to the rally, you can hear the r-word shouted at least 900 times a day in middle school and high school hallways.
welcome to banishment, “r-t-rd”!
“the rainy spring r-t-rded the growth of the lettuce and asparagus,” observed dad one sat-rday morning.
“dad!” gasped pc thug vegetarian daughter, “you’re not allowed to say the r-word!”
“heh, heh, heh, r-t-rded!” laughed obnoxious little brother.
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