The Rainbow Defense


the act of pretending to be h-m-s-xual in order to deter the less desirable members of the opposite s-x. the move also can inversely serve to infiltrate social circles in an attempt to court a member of the opposite s-x, or to deter jealous/suspicious spouses.
the school placed me in theater (the preferred electives were taken). i used the rainbow defense to pull more women in that cl-ss. and i was totally gonna end up at one of their sleepovers and ‘get curious’ until i got expelled from that school…

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