The Randell
there are four parts to the randell
part 1: lubricate your hand and c-ck.
part 2: put your hand on top of a sink that is at c-ck level
part 3: thrust your c-ck into your hand (reverse jerk)
part 4: splooge directly into the sink
dude 1: aw man i totally did the randell last night.
dude 2: what’s that?
dude 1: it’s where you reverse jerk into the sink
dude 2: d-mn that sounds sick i’ll brb
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