The Real Housewives of New Jersey


a television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

teresa giudice – really dimwitted italian woman
jacqueline laurita – only normal woman on the show.
caroline manzo – takes her family values to the extreme.
dina manzo – carolines sister in law, two face.
danielle staub – the whole show’s front story.
typical dialog in a “the real housewives of new jersey” episode

teresa: dina, did you hear about danielle being a prost-tution wh-r- in the 80’s?

dina: yes, and i have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

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