The Real One
the physical form of the person of your dreams, the one you spend your day thinking of or the one you fantasize about. always favorable to the dream version and often mistaken for the dream one if you are awoken mid-dream.
amanda: last night when i was trying to wake you up, you poked my head to see if i was really there and then called me the real one.
john: oh i must have been dreaming about you
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