the real resume
the job application or resume that isn’t chock loaded with outrageous lies and overglorified bullsh-t.
hands interviewer -the real resume-
interviewer: it says here that you were ‘the big chief’ at ‘village island’, ‘ceo’ at ‘baumeister confections’ and ‘captain charon’ on the ‘triton destroyer’?
interviewee: that is correct.
interviewer: those are computer games, no?
interviewee: that is correct.
interviewer: please leave.
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