the real spiderman
first created in the late spring of ’06, the real spiderman was coined during one of palmer’s double labs. the real spiderman is known for being the most depraved s-x act created by a cinn-city-citizen.
the real spiderman involves slitting a girl’s wrist, inserting your p-n-s for satisfaction, and -j-c-l-t-ng to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn’t die).
dan: hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
matt: nah, what is it?
dan: it’s when you j-zz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
matt: nah, bro. the real spiderman is when you j-zz in a girl’s wrist.
dan: dude, that’ messed up.
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