The Red Bandit


sneaky son of a b-tch that likes to steal things, smoke weed, and date midgets so that he feels that his p-n-s is bigger. he plans to take ofver the world and steal the chinese women and thier small dogs
the red bandit dated a midget named jess who is refered to as a fischer price hoop while the red bandit is a womens basket ball smaller than a mens basketball, so he plays with his fischer price hoop to feel bigger than the mens basketb-lls, but one day the fischer price hoop went to the park and let everyone play on it so the red badit broke that hoop.

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