The Red Death


the red death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you b-tch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a the pink death
that sn-bby b-tch was b-ttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept b-tching about how much her period sucks so i pulled the c-m dumpster’s used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of the red death. then when she fainted from the disgustingness i gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull f-ck leading up to a red dragonand then i put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung i had leftover from last year in it.

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