The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
a.k.a. milliways. a fantastic eatery that turns the end of time into dinner entertainment.
“…and the universe,” continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, “will explode later for your pleasure.”
ford’s head swiveled slowly toward him. he spoke with feeling.
“wow,” he said, “what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?”
— from the restaurant at the end of the universe, by douglas adams
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