The Retarded Boner
1) the ownage ship frigate of eve-online, also known as the incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.
2) a r-t-rded erect p-n-s. sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with syphilis, chancroid or any other std). though r-t-rded in appearance, feels really good up the -ss or in the kootch.
1) omfg holy sh-t. that effin frig just pew pew’d my myrm!!! wth its called the r-t-rded b-n-r!!!
2) stick that r-t-rded b-n-r in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
the r-t-rded b-n-r
1) the ownage frigate ship of eve, also known as the incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.
2) a r-t-rded erect p-n-s. sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with syphilis, chancroid or any other std). though r-t-rded in appearance, feels really good up the -ss or in the kootch.
1) omfg holy sh-t. that effin frig just pew pew’d my myrm!!! wth its called the r-t-rded b-n-r!!!
2) stick that r-t-rded b-n-r in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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