the reverse cowboy
the most convenient seating position for mult-tasking two of men’s most favorite p-ss-times: masturbation & a nice long sh-t. find steps below:
1.) preparation- obtain your sunday newspaper, your ipad, and your moms silky smooth lotion
2.) location- migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living sp-ce. important notice: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) positioning- place such ipad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. then proceed to place right and left -ss cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. make sure you are facing ipad on tank cover.
4.) climax- now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====d-
i yelled “no! get out” at my little brother’s friend when he caught me hittin’ the reverse cowboy.
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