The Rider


the ultimate in automobile technology, the rider is a sleek hybrid of man, nonce and bmw. the rider can prey on children in human form and can then transform into saloon mode and hunt them in a more stealthy camoflague.

his distinct call is his only giveaway. beware.
“where’s the rider?”
“out having a nonce”

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