the ripperoni

the ripperoni is where someone take s methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with tetrahydrocannabinol (thc), the main chemical property found in cannabis. in order to combine the two ingredients, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. while allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough methane in their flatulence, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. the user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an ac-130. as they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.
i just came back from my uncle’s trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master the ripperoni. he’s got a tombstone marked with rip in his front yard with all his ruined underwear in a grave that he sacrificed trying to master the technique. god bless him.