the rockies

kick-ss baseball team from denver, colorado. set the most double plays in a post game series, 14. have created a new month of the year called rocktober. swept the diamondbacks to win the national league championships. won the longest one game tiebreaker in major league history against the padres. as of rocktober 23, 2007 they are 21 for 22 games. they have the longest playoff streak in baseball history. they have the least errors in baseball history.
note: all facts listed are for the 2007 season and players listed below are not in any specific order.

players of the rockies:
41 jeremy affeldt
35 taylor buchholz
60 manny corpas
37 josh fogg
26 jeff francis
40 brian fuentes
32 latroy hawkins
34 matt herges
38 ubaldo jimenez
56 franklin morales
23 ryan speier
20 chris iannetta
8 yorvit torrealba
27 garrett atkins
1 jamey carroll
17 todd helton
7 kazuo matsui
2 troy tulowitzki
10 jeff baker
11 brad hawpe
5 matt holliday
12 seth smith
19 ryan spilborghs
18 cory sullivan
3 w-lly taveras
where you walk around in a public place with a rocky accent screaming “adriaaaan”, and threatening to knock someones -ss out.
“lookout hes doin the rocky”
many people may think this to be an abe lincoln but those people are wrong and will never experience “the rocky” truly. while you are having s-x your dog (preferrably named rocky {hence the name}) comes up to the man and licks him in the face while the couple is doing it doggy style and procdes to recieve oral from the woman. also the rocky works best on a hot summer day when the dogs mouth has that white foam around his mouth allowing the man to have a white beard (hence the confusion with abe lincoln)when it is all over the woman should have sperm coming from both ends of her body leading to a rocky road ahead (also a reason for the name)
yeah man we were just doing it when our dog rocky came over and started kissing me… my wife could not see because it was so dark and i guess she thought it was some other guy wanting to join in so she gave the dog head… then screamed johnny. thank god we were doing the rocky or i would have never found out…