The Roland Drumroll


this is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. from here, the man lifts his erect p-n-s in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. if done properly, the p-n-s should bounce upward with force. you can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
“yo bra, my b-tch was actin’ up so i wiped out my manhood and gave her a the roland drumroll.”

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